Relationships

Faith It ‘Til You Make It?

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Here’s the situation:  Sometimes I wonder, is this ever going to happen for me?  Does God really have a plan?  And if He does, why does it suck along the way?

I’m Not Crying, My Eyes Are Just a Little Sweaty Today

I thought I was doing better than this.  It’d been months since I last felt hopeless, yet there I was, Kleenex in hand, tears on face, attending a pity party.  Something happened that day to ground me back in my reality.  The reality that as much as I keep trying to be okay with the possibility I’ll be single forever, I’m not really that okay with it.  Deep within me there is an ache to be fully known, fully loved and fully chosen.  The reality is I’m no closer to getting married today than I was when I looked forward to it at 17.  That is a long time to live with an unanswered prayer.

It’s always so discouraging to me when I look at other people’s lives and see how easy relationships seem to come for them.  It’s like they walked out the front door, made eye contact with a stranger and that was it!  I know people who have met their spouses at coffee shops, their jobs, through friends, at church or online.  I know people my age on their second and third marriages (not the goal, but I’m just saying, they’re already getting married twice and I haven’t even been married once?!).  I have a friend who went on vacation to another country, met a guy also on vacation from a complete other country and a few months later, he moved to Canada for her.  What kind of real life rom-com nonsense is this?!

10.Things

(’10 Things I Hate About You’ reference.  Not sorry about it.)

It’s Not You, It’s Me.  Actually, It Is You.

“How come you’re still single?”.  I’ve heard it 100x and wondered it 200.  I’ve always assumed it was me and my flaws.  My nose is too big, I’m too tall and nobody is ready for this jelly.  Maybe I’m not as good of a conversationalist as I think?  Maybe I’m actually really annoying?  I’m sure some of my relational failures are my fault, but when I started to dig deeper, I started to think – no, this has way more to do with the guys than me!

I’d like to take you on a little journey to give you an idea of what I’ve been working with over the years.  This should shed some light on the ‘how come you’re still single’ query.  I’ve vastly shortened the list so these are just some examples of guys who I’ve either dated, were interested in me that I would not date (reasons obvious) or guys who my “friends” have tried to set me up with.  I put the word friends in quotations, because with these attempted set-ups, I question if you even like me!

Allow my pain to be your pleasure:

  • there was the guy I was seeing and ended up seeing make out with another girl while we were at an event together
  • there was the guy I was seeing for a few months and then one day, he disappeared.  Months later I found out he fled the province because he had a warrant out for his arrest
  • there was the guy I was seeing for a few months and then one day, he disappeared.  Sound familiar?  Yes, same guy as above!  I gave it another go and he disappeared…AGAIN!
  • there was the guy living out of his car
  • there was the guy who found out his ex girlfriend was pregnant with his TWINS, who also happens to be the same guy who was living out of his car.  Listing it separately was intentional for more impact
  • there was the guy who it turns out was married
  • there was the guy who it turns out was gay
  • there were the atheists (not a great match for a Christian girl)
  • there was the registered sex offender
  • there was the guy I met online who didn’t want to get involved with anyone because he was waiting for a heart transplant (Are you kidding me?  The one decent online guy and he could die before we even meet?!)
  • then there were the majority of the guys who dumped me as soon as they found out I live like a Christian (being one was not the problem.  Having the morals of one, was!)

When one of my best friends and I used to go out, she’d get hit on by the doctor, the pharmacist, the business owner or the investment banker.  And me?  Well, I’d get the guy who lived in his parents basement and had no car, so I’d have to pick him up for a date.

Sidenote: For years I’ve been told I’m too picky.  I dated a guy LIVING. OUT. OF. HIS. CAR!  And if NOT dating a gay man or a pedophile is too picky, then yes, I suppose you can fault me for being too picky!

Hindsight is 20/20

I love hindsight!  It’s like the end of an M. Night Shyamalan movie; wrapped up in a way that finally makes sense!  Hindsight gives me the satisfaction to know that everything worked out the way it should.  I can look at that list above and understand why none of those relationships (or potentials) worked out.  Heck, I can even be over the moon about it!  But in all these years, there’s been plenty of opportunity for a good match to come my way.  I leave the house and make eye contact with strangers.  I go to coffee shops, work, church, the gym, on vacation; all of the places that are working for other people (so basically, anywhere), so why hasn’t that been my story?  Is there a reason I’ve remained single this long?  Does God actually have someone in mind for me or have I been given the “gift” of singleness and I should’ve kept the receipt to return it?

If I claim to be a Christian, who believes in God and believes the bible to be God’s word and God’s word to be true, then I should be able to trust this God of mine and the things He says.  Things like how He knows the end from the beginning.  How He’ll do exceedingly, abundantly more than we can ask or think and that He’ll give me the desires of my heart.  I’ve seen God do actual miracles in the lives of people around me, so He’s clearly big enough to do for me what feels like will take a miracle!  And if He claims to work all things together for my good (Romans 8:28), then I can look forward to looking back and getting my much needed hindsight, right?

Take it Away Vanessa Williams

I don’t understand God’s plan, I don’t like His timing and I really don’t like an uncertain future, but I can tell you one thing for certain; if I were to have found someone by now, I wouldn’t be writing this.  I wouldn’t have started a blog.  I might not be writing at all.  I wouldn’t have had the last year to develop the big (and delusional) dreams I now have for my future.  I’d probably be settled into a mundane, routine life and perfectly content.  And though I live mundane and routine right now, it’s hardly appealing to me anymore!  Maybe that was all part of the plan?  Or maybe I’m the modern day Lazarus and God needs to show someone His glory through me?  Maybe God has to save the best for last?

But when Jesus heard about it he said, “Lazarus’s sickness will not end in death. No, it happened for the glory of God so that the Son of God will receive glory from this.” – John 11:4 (NLT)

 

Here for the Right Reasons

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Here’s the situation:  My name is Roxie and I’m a Bachaholic

The next season of The Bachelorette starts on Monday and it’s my favorite time of the year (outside of The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise)!  This franchise is my guilty pleasure, but I don’t feel guilty about it at all!  You can have your Game of Thrones and Real Housewives, give me Chris Harrison and roses any day!  I’ve been a fan since it started in 2002 and 17 years later I wonder when I’ll grow out of it, but it hasn’t happened yet!  In 23 seasons of The Bachelor and 14 seasons of The Bachelorette, I’ve only missed one.  This means I’ve watched 36 out of 37 seasons, making me somewhat of an expert!  (In case you’re also a super fan and wonder which one I missed, it was season 6, Byron Velvick (2004).  He was 39 years old at the time of filming and I had zero interest in watching “some old man’s love story.”  Fifteen years later, I’m fully aware of the humor in him “being old”.)

Bachelor Glossary for Beginners:

  • Lead – the 1 bachelor/bachelorette
  • Candidates – the 25 women/men there for the lead
  • Fantasy Suite – the overnight date where they can “forego their individual rooms and spend the night together as a couple” (no cameras)

In the early years of this show, you didn’t kiss every candidate and you certainly wouldn’t kiss anyone on night one!  The fantasy suites were always taboo, but there was never really confirmation about whether people were having sex or not because that sort of thing was private.  People actually went on the show to find love.  In 2002 there were no smart phones or social media or the opportunity for a post-show career slinging products on Instagram.  I don’t even think text messaging existed yet!  It’s crazy to think how much has changed since then; the show, technology and the entire mentality behind dating!

Will You Accept This Hot Take?

In the more recent seasons I’ve seen a common story line play out: one candidate either hasn’t been in love or in a long term relationship before and the lead is genuinely concerned by these facts, so much so that they aren’t sure if they should keep this person around.  It frustrates me every time!  (Can we also keep in mind these candidates are usually in their early to mid 20s.  How long term of a relationship do you expect them to have been in?!)

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told I should apply for the show.  That would be a. train. wreck.  I’m pretty sure I’ve aged out of qualification, but if I were to go on it, I suppose I would be one of the girls the lead was concerned about.  We would go on our adventurous day date where we face our biggest fear and talk about how it’s a metaphor for love.  Then we would dress up and head into the evening portion of our date.  Sitting angled towards each other at a small table with a plate of cold food in front of us, the bachelor would look into my eyes and ask me if I’d been in love before.

In the entire span of my dating life (which is way longer than most since I’m still single…), my longest relationship is about a year and I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to 3 boyfriends.  Looking back, I can tell you that I was probably in love with none of them and I was even engaged to one of them!  Each new relationship comes with new feelings that you can’t help but compare, and when they get stronger than the last, you look back and wonder “what was I thinking?!”.  No?  Just me?  Those exes who I “loved”?  …one was the first guy who really showed me some kind of mutual reciprocated affection, so I “loved” him.  One was a Christian and I wanted to marry a Christian, so I “loved” him.  And one I was more in love with our story, than the guy himself.  I’m pretty sure you can ask anyone if that’s love and they would shake their head at how ridiculous that is.  So, back to my date with the bachelor.  Have I been in love before?  I suppose not.  Does that really warrant me a red flag?

red.flags

I’ve dated red flags before (in fact, I think I’ve only dated red flags) and they were never that someone hadn’t been in love!  They were more like someone was rude to strangers [douche alert], someone had a short temper [run girl run!], someone didn’t have any long-term friendships [they cut people out of their lives] or someone was looking for validation through me [that’s a heart issue].  I dunno, call me crazy, but those are things you might want to worry about!  And does anybody else look at people who’ve had multiple serious relationships that haven’t worked out and wonder if they’re not unconsciously training themselves for a future divorce?

(Don’t) Follow Your Heart

I wonder why on the show it seems nobody flips the script and thinks about their “concerns” logically.  Maybe these candidates haven’t dated long term or thrown around L-bombs because they don’t want to waste anyone’s time or they see the gravity in the word love?  Perhaps they date with intention?  Perhaps they use discernment?  Has common sense has become so uncommon and following our hearts and feelings become so popular that we’ve confused green lights for red flags?  I think its time we start to date a little more old fashioned again, with a little more purpose, but what do I know?  The only thing I’m an expert at is The Bachelor/ette/in Paradise.

Now take a moment and say your goodbyes.

Fun fact: I did apply for a reality tv dating show in my early 20s and got a call back that I made it into the top 25 women!  I can’t be certain, but I’m pretty sure only 26 applied. 

Allow Myself to Introduce…Myself

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Welcome!

Yes, I have a new blog!

For the last couple of years I’ve kept a notebook nearby where I jot down feelings, thoughts or questions that pop into mind about life, faith and relationships.  Each sentiment is no more than a sentence or two and if someone were to stumble upon my notebook, they’d probably wonder if I was a crazy person!

Throughout my heartbreaks and disappointments over the years, people often said to me “one day this will be your message”.  I hated hearing that.  I didn’t want to have a message or be a future example for anyone.  I just wanted my happy ending and I wanted it yesterday.  But after the hurt subsided a little, I guess I subconsciously thought, I may as well jot down some things and maybe one day something will come of it.  I didn’t know what and I didn’t know when, but I figured it would be once everything in my life had turned around.  Then, and only then, I could have a “message”.

Well, I recently listened to a podcast with Christine Caine.  She was talking about one of her books and how she knew it was time to write that particular book because she had come through her pain enough to not write in response to it, but it hadn’t got so far behind her that she forgot about it.  This made me think to my crazy-lady notebook.  Everything in my life hasn’t turned around (in fact, none of it has), but I have come through my pain that it won’t filter through my words, but I’m not so far removed that I can’t still remember what it feels like.  Was now the time to write?

But You’re Nobody, Why Do You Need a New Blog?

When I started my ‘Rants…’ blog a few years ago, I was bitter, confused, angry and had lost a lot of my faith. I stayed that way for far too long, but eventually staying in that head space became worse than making a change, so I chose to change!

This last year I’ve seen miracles happen and watched lives lived out that inspire me to emulate them.  My edges have been softened (at least I think!), my perspectives have shifted and I feel like an entirely different person on the inside.  ‘Rants’ doesn’t seem to apply to me anymore, so I’m moving on to something new.  (I still have a lot of snark and plenty of opinions though!)

The Situation Room, as defined by Wikipedia and loosely translated by me, is a conference room located in the White House, for handling sensitive information with the purpose of providing intelligence and crisis support.

I had originally played around with about 10 different blog names, all a slight variation of one another, but all with the same theme.  I settled on one I liked best, only the more I thought about what the name represented, I didn’t want to box myself in creatively or have a blog title be the label of my future.  What I want is a safe space to have a conversation and be open to talk about any variety of things. My own ‘situation room’, if you will.

I also get a chuckle out of the double meaning this name has for me.  A few years back I updated my Facebook status regarding my “situation”.  You might remember:

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Since you’re supposed to talk about what you know, you can be guaranteed that I’ll write about relationships, or what I’m more familiar with, singleness.  And I will give you advanced heads up; this blog will contain much more talk of faith than ‘Rants’ did, because I’ve really been discovering exactly what faith means to me and I have a lot more of it than ever, so it’s bound to spill out!  If you don’t like that, well, I guess, thank u, next, but I hope you stay open minded and join in on the conversation!